waving at someone you thought was waving at you
Cat loses mind watching twirling toy
I really love my family. They are the most friendliest and down to earth people I know. For this Thanksgiving my aunt and uncle from Arizona came by and they realized I got new neighbors. Not only did they teach me a new word, they also befriended my neighbors and we all just had one big dinner.
They shared some of their Samoan food while we shared our Mexican and Filipino dishes.We shared our alcohol and they shared their pakalolo.
Then we all just sat around watched some good old fashion American football and listened to some old school rock and roll.
It was pretty awesome.
so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend
but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND
THEN SHE DECORATED THEM AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD B/C OF THE “REALISM” OF THE GOOEY PAPER AND TOOK LOTS OF PICS AND SENT TO GRANDMA AND DEMANDED SHE TELL HER WHICH ONE WAS THE PRETTIEST
oh my FUCKING GOD
why are you dicking around???
yoU PIECE OF SHIT
How to tape up your hands before a fight
Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?
It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.
Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.
oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
Zodiac Gemini on a bad day.