based on a true story
So for my physics class I have two other partners and I had to send them my data because I didn’t finish it during class so when I did finish, I ended up being in a very awkward conversation with one of them through text.
Lab Partner 1 (LP): 609? Where the fuck are you from?
Me: It’s a New Jersey number
LP: You’re from Jersey?
Me: No.
LP: Oh…why do you have a jersey area code
Me: Because my boyfriend is from there and he got me the phone.
LP: Ah sweet. Hey you think ________ (lab partner 2) likes me even though she has a boyfriend?
LP: Don’t tell her I asked you that question I’m asking you
Me: Ahahaha uhmm I don’t know. You know her more than me. But from what I see, I’m pretty sure she still likes her boyfriend since she went and visited him during spring break. She’s probably just really nice
LP: How can you get a girl to break up with her boyfriend?
Me: Omg, you serious? Uhmmm I don’t know I’ve never really tried to intentionally do that to a person. I don’t know…
LP: Ha ha.
LP: I’m just kidding
LP: I wouldn’t do that.
Me: Unless the boyfriend is some jerk and you know there’s something bad about that person, I don’t really know a different way…unless the girl loses feelings for them.
LP: Well her and her boyfriend are far apart.
LP: So doesn’t that make it easier for me?
LP: Like their relationship is probably hard to maintain. You know, your boyfriend is in Jersey.
Sooo yeaaa basically by that point I kinda just was like Wow..this guy… =_=. But yeaa I’ve never seen or talked to a person that would actually try to sabotage another person’s relationship before so it kind of made me realize that like there really are those types of people and you really can never tell what their motives are. It’s interesting to see but somewhat disappointing at the same time.
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such cheap prices D:
His goal: Get me pregnant before marriage.
His reason: To call out to our child and say things like “Hey bastard child, come here.”

taking a small break from studyingg
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happy two years~
wish we could celebrate it more spectacularly but doing the everyday stuff is ok too i guess..This just means the next time we’re actually able to do it together, without the distance thing, has to be extra extra special! c[x
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